mostly-funnytwittertweets:

maeamian:

Hey Americans, double check that you don’t have an election tomorrow, Nov 7th 2023, I know the off years are harder to keep track of, but it’d be a shame if Moms for Liberty gets their people on your school district’s school boards because of it. If you don’t have an election, great!, but just give it a double check for me if you’re not sure ok?

gaybichon:

my client just said “there’s bigger fish to fight” which is objectively a much better idiom

captain-price-unofficially:

normal-thoughts-official:

ALT

Please stop seeing politics as an identity and start seeing it as a collective means for change

strickenstud:

boobs are very important to me I do not need to elaborate

timetravelingkayak:

dear-ao3:

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sanwrote:

killyfromblame:

I take back everything I’ve said about her. Her shitty poetry rules. I mean her poetry rules

her social media statement about this was genuinely really good

x2s:

zomb1edude:

HATE how insta and tumblr are adopting tiktok style videos. What did they do to my beautiful girl the pause button. What about my other beautiful girl the video progress bar. Stop this isn’t healthy for them

equinity:

what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

marisatomay:

ALT

happy four seasons total landscaping day to all who celebrate

alex51324:

whywishesarehorses:

I did not know that today was going to be the day that we got a compelling new theory of how the “witches flying around on broomsticks” thing came about, but here we are.  

haveyouseenthismovie-poll:

Have you seen 9 (2009)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie